Wednesday, 16 February 2011
Apple branches out with their revolutionary new Apple Water
Scoopertino reports on the latest development from Steve Jobs' marketing machine, Apple Water. Clean. Simple. Wet. The revolutionary bottle of water incorporates such features as QuarterTwist technology, allowing the bottle to be opened with a maximum of 90 degrees wrist movement; Molecular Perfection, with literally twice as many hydrogen atoms as oxygen atoms.
For the connoisseur who doesn't mind paying that bit extra for Apple innovation and design.