Apple branches out with their revolutionary new Apple Water

Scoopertino reports on the latest development from Steve Jobs' marketing machine, Apple Water. Clean. Simple. Wet. The revolutionary bottle of water incorporates such features as QuarterTwist technology, allowing the bottle to be opened with a maximum of 90 degrees wrist movement; Molecular Perfection, with literally twice as many hydrogen atoms as oxygen atoms.

For the connoisseur who doesn't mind paying that bit extra for Apple innovation and design.

Vigilante parking ticket

I came across this on the internet today (credit to Atticus_Flinch) and thought I would share it with my followers. All 146 of you - its awesome that I got that many in 3 days.

Keep a copy of this in your car for next time you find examples of people who can't park. And on that subject, here's a woman who really can't park at all, but you've got to admire her perseverance.

Indeed I Have Read It

This newspaper from 1865 appears to be very similar in concept to a modern site on the internet that I used to visit. Unfortunately, this site 'Digg', lost most of its users when it was poorly redesigned - I heard they all went to another site but I have no idea where.

Where do all my readers find their news online?

(Credit to internet user aviopticus)

Likes its polyjuice potion too much? Noone will adopt a cat that looks like Voldemort

This poor moggy had its ears and nose removed because of skin cancer. He was a stray before a lady took him into her house and took him to the vets - where they performed surgery resulting in this unconventional look for a cat.

Charlie, a 14-year-old cat, would be the perfect pet for anyone who can convince themselves he won't try to kill them for being a Mudblood. Marie Loveridge of the Blue Cross says 'He looks you in the eye when you talk to him, loves fuss, lots of tickles and cuddles and wants to be near you.' Sadly, noone will adopt him from them.

Via Daily Mail

Kettled in while protesting? Have some fun with Metakettle

If you're involved in the upcoming anti-cuts demonstrations, and if you're British you better have a good excuse if you're not, you will probably get kettled by the police. Play a game of Metakettle while you're stuck inside the kettle, and have a bit of fun while legally mocking the police. Disclaimer: I don't know whether this is, or will remain, legal.

See Metakettle @ Terror Bull Games